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As though to take a break from the heat of our passion, I found myself dancing with Sarah again. Todd had orchestrated this change of partner.

As we danced, Sarah pulled me into a very hot embrace and suddenly our kisses escalated into something more significant — French kisses just as I'd been doing with Penny. I could also feel her pushing her groin against my leg in the process, a turn-on by any standard. The whole evening had new trajectory. Were two women actually coming onto me and Todd simultaneously? Dancing with Penny again, she initiated some grinding against me that signaled a woman in heat.

I hadn't dated in well over three decades, but I thought the signals were pretty clear as to where she also wanted the evening to go.

Penny also bought my hand to her breast as we danced, and that started a petting session that neither of us planned to end soon if I had my way. My heart rate hit about two hundred beats per minutes because I allowed myself to get aroused and horny by Penny and her open invitation to get more and more romantic with her.

I felt old instincts coming back, so I pawed at her as we made out dancing on her dimly lit patio. She seemed to like my style if her touches and kisses were any indication. I could feel her nipple through the material of her dress and bra, so I often focused some attention there, and Penny obviously liked that.

She hummed and purred contentedly in my neck. After a while Penny pulled me with her to one of the poolside chaises. We lay down, but as we did I noticed that Todd and Sarah had disappeared. So much for paying attention to my surroundings. Penny smiled and kissed me, "I think they wanted some privacy. They're probably in the family room making love. We'll peek in after a while. I accepted that without much thought and pulled Penny into my arms. Todd would be happy; Sarah was really sexy and I knew from our talk earlier that he had hopes and expectations of a having sex with her.

After a few minutes of making out, Penny said, "The zipper to this dress is in the back; could you? I did, and the dress soon got tossed aside. I then had a gorgeous middle-age woman in my arms in only panties, a bra, and stockings. Penny said, "Will you please lose some of your clothes? I'm feeling a little exposed unless you join me.

I joined her, tossing my sport coat and then more and more clothing — hers and mine — onto an adjacent chair. After some further breaks from our make-out sessions, we were both nude. I hoped Sarah didn't suddenly appear and get grossed out by the two of us. I sized up Penny, and there was nothing about her to be grossed out about; it was only me.

I resolved once again to get in better shape. Penny must have read my mind. She whispered in a sexy tone, "They're fucking in the family room. They'll be busy for quite a while I thought of the term 'cougar' repeatedly over the next ninety minutes. Penny was the aggressor; I was the prey. We did sexual things to one another with our hands and mouths, before we finally escalated things and had intercourse. I turned out to be a hero on two counts: Moreover, Penny wasn't at all bothered by the fact that I happened to have brought condoms on our first date; she was grateful.

I wasn't the only one of us to express my affection orally. Penny went down on me before and after our mating sessions. My messiness didn't bother her in the least, so I didn't let her messiness in her slit bother me either. To my middle-age surprise, I used two of the rubbers in ninety minutes before I was obviously dead meat. Penny and I cuddled in the cool evening air on our chaise. I was feeling very affectionate and romantic towards her, and I could tell the feeling was mutual.

We kissed a lot, and were very loving towards each other. Suddenly, Penny popped up and said in a cheery tone, "Hey, let's peek and see what our kids are doing? To tell the truth I'm curious to see what your son looks like bare-assed naked too. We remained naked, and snuck inside the patio door. We tiptoed through part of the living room, the dining room, and part of the kitchen, going slower with each step.

We could hear the rhythmic slapping of flesh against flesh as we neared the room, plus Sarah's voice imploring Todd to do nasty things to her faster, deeper, and harder. We were in partial darkness the way the house was lit, so we could peer with apparent impunity into the dimly lit family room. Sarah was on her back on the sofa, with Todd kneeling in front of her as he plowed his long cock into her body at a methodical rate. I was astounded beyond belief. I'd seen some porn, but never actually seen for real two people having sex.

There was no part of their coupling, no part of their bodies, and no part of the words they said to each other that we couldn't see or hear. I could watch my son's long prong sliding in and out of Sarah's beautiful pussy as her breasts shimmied and shook. She was way beyond beautiful. Penny looked back at me and smiled. She backed us up a little, and whispered, "Oh, this is so good.

Don't you like watching them? Don't you think Sarah is beautiful? Watching my son's cock slide back and forth into Sarah's pussy was beyond inspiring. I got another hard-on much to my surprise. Penny discovered it as I rubbed against her butt. She played with it with her hand for a minute, and then directed it into her pussy as I stood behind her. She turned to me and whispered, "Don't cum in me.

I nodded and continued to enjoy our coupling as I got increasingly turned on watching Sarah get fucked by my son. This was beyond arousing. I must have become the consistency of steel. Although I was feeling Penny, rubbing her ass as I plunged repeatedly into her quim from behind, I imagined my cock pumping into Sarah and that it was her pussy that was spasming around my cock.

Todd and Sarah changed places to where Sarah was riding his cock cowgirl style as he reached up and fondled her breasts.

The scene was arousing like nothing I'd ever experienced. Todd and Sarah talked dirty to each other — I guess that was what you called it. They were telling the other how it felt, how much they enjoyed the fucking, what they wanted to have happen next, and all the fun it would be afterwards.

They talked about their orgasms, and about her pussy and his cock. They laughed, nearly cried, moaned, groaned, and swore up a blue streak. A wide range of emotions seemed at play, and I doubt there was a vulgar term for intercourse or genitalia that didn't get used. Eventually, I heard Todd warn that he was near again.

Sarah told him she wanted his cum on her tits, and he promised her. At that point she came in an obvious orgasm that had to have started Todd down that irreversible path all men know and can't retreat from. A moment later, Todd jerked his cock out of Sarah and tore the condom off; she slid to the floor beside the sofa, knelt, and looked up at him. For a second as she'd moved, I could see the open hole where her vagina had held his shaft. Todd's cock started to spurt white gooey surges of man cum onto Sarah's magnificent tits as she held them up for him at targets.

As the molten eruptions slowed and then stopped, Todd lifted Sarah into his open arms and the couple kissed and cuddled. The cum was obviously being smeared between the two of them without care. Penny pushed me back a little, we separated, and we tiptoed back through the house, our movements hopefully concealed by the music that still played throughout the house.

Back on the patio, Penny lay back and I sank into her body again. She lasted about ten strokes aided by my finger on her clit before she exploded in an orgasm.

I lasted about twenty seconds past that when I pulled out and came on her tuft of pubic hair. We cuddled into each other at that point, kissing and pawing at each other's bodies.

This was the best evening I'd had in years — maybe ever. Hell, it was the first sex I'd had in years; nothing like making a big splash as the comeback kid. We were quiet and kissing each other, when a calm voice startled our reverie. I spun around from where I was cuddled against Penny, and I felt her jerk too. There stood Todd and Sarah naked, and obviously still aglow from the lovemaking session we'd just seen them finish moments earlier. Todd had his arms wrapped around Sarah, with one of his large paws cupping a breast.

Todd laughed, "You two looked pretty hot too. We saw you watching us and fucking. We put on a little show for you too. We spied on the two of you about a half-hour ago too. I think that was the end of your second round. You two were hot. We were fucking while we watched you, too. I guess we're all a bunch of voyeurs. Penny said in a neutral tone, "Well, we appreciated your show. You two were cute and obviously you turned us on.

I hope we weren't too gross, as old folks go. You should know that I also have an exhibitionist streak in me. Sarah sat on the adjacent chaise, and as she did, she purposely flashed me a wide-open view of her sodden pussy.

I swear my cock got yet another surge of blood into it in anticipation of fucking her. After three orgasms I knew I'd only embarrass myself if I even tried anything further; three was a goddamned miracle of some kind for me.

Todd sat beside Sarah and cuddled her to him. I couldn't help but notice that she had reached over to hold his flaccid cock. Penny said, "I apologize if we embarrassed you. I just had to peek, and then we got turned on watching the two of you.

Sarah chuckled, "Don't worry about it. We could have done a whole bunch of other things to stop showing off because I think we saw you as soon as you were there. The window on the other side of the room acted like a mirror, so we saw you both as you came to spy on us. Todd said, "We watched the two of you wrap-up your second round. I'd never seen anybody having sex before except in porn flicks. Sarah turned to me, "You are very easy on the eyes — the two of you together.

I ventured, "Well, if we ever do this again, maybe we should all be in the same bed or something. It was so uncharacteristic of me to think that way. I'd never been in a group sex situation before in my life, yet here I was suggesting one.

Penny smiled, "Oh, good idea. I could tell she wanted to play with it, but was holding back. Sarah allowed, "This has been a weird date: Even without the sex, we'd be in the newspaper. Todd said, "Great idea. Maybe I'll write up the events of the evening and post them on some site. Does anybody mind if I take pictures? Penny ignored that possibility, and suggested, "The pool water is still pretty warm. Does anybody want to join me for a swim before we call it a night?

The four of us slipped into the pool. Penny came and plastered her great body against mine. If I weren't completely spent, I would have gotten a cast iron hard-on. As it was, I was truly cooked and barely twitched despite the sexy nude woman throwing herself at me.

Todd and I dressed after drying off with some towels Penny gave us. She and Sarah disappeared for a few moments to get robes. At the front door, each woman gave each of us a full body hug and a kiss that rated about We confirmed with both women that we'd get together the following weekend, planning to do something on Saturday before our double date dinner.

I brooded over my first date with Penny, and in a way with Sarah, over the entire week. The day after our date, I arranged for a large bouquet of flowers to be delivered with a card addressed to both women from Todd and me.

I was having romantic feelings about the two of them, and I couldn't reconcile them with the one-man-one-woman, couple mentality I'd been raised with and lived under for my whole life. The sex had been mind blowing. I was sure I came across as a virgin and a not very skilled lover.

I resolved to address some of those issues. Moreover, there were some really arousing moments that made my wildest fantasies seem tame: I got a doctor's appointment on Tuesday, and came out with a prescription for Cialis and a list of vitamins and hormones to start taking to enhance my performance capabilities in three dimensions: I also found my free weights and started to work on my physique. I cleaned out my refrigerator, and dumped anything that wasn't on the South Beach diet. While I wasn't fat, I also wasn't buff.

The women had kicked me into a major self-improvement program. I also straightened up the house. Todd did a health check with me everyday during the week, making sure I wasn't falling apart over some antiquated sense of violated morals. I wasn't falling apart, but I did share with him all of my various misgivings and internal debates I was having with myself. All the static I was feeling stemmed from my upbringing with what now were a set of memes that deserved questioning.

Todd saw Penny and Sarah midweek for lunch, and said they were in great spirits, loved the flowers we'd sent, and were looking forward to our Saturday date. Todd and I planned an afternoon hike up Bald Mountain over near Spencer in the state. It would take an hour to get there, an hour to hike to the top; we'd have a late lunch up there, an hour down, and an hour home.

He and I would bring a change of clothes and change at Penny's house, so we could then take them out to dinner. After that, he expected a repeat of the previous week's amorous activities. Friday, Todd had a serious talk with me about contemporary dating as he saw it. In his exposition, anything sexual was allowed between consenting adults.

I agreed with his premise, and then he used that to explain about all the things that consenting adults could conjure up to do together, especially if there were four of them playing together. I felt a lot better after that We started our date on Saturday at noon, and it unfolded as expected.

About two o'clock we were having a picnic atop the mountain looking out at what seemed like a thousand miles in all directions because the day was crystal clear. We were a relaxed foursome. Our conversational banter was comfortable, and I thought exciting and engaging.

Most of the time Penny and I teased, flirted, and did romantic little things together, but what surprised me was that at least a third of the time, Sarah did the same subtle things with me — flirted and sometimes snuggled in for a kiss or hug. Even Todd seemed surprised, but then Penny was keeping him occupied during those times with similar activities, so he had nothing to complain about.

Near as I could tell, we were all consenting adults. I felt that both women liked me — a lot, and I guessed that my son was getting the same signals. I wondered if that was unusual, but then we were unusual in several dimensions: Then there were the increasingly interesting crossovers: Sarah even teased me for a few minutes, calling me Daddy and acting all coy and sexy around me.

We took another trail down the mountain for variety, and were back at Penny's house right at five o'clock. Instead of showers, Penny suggested we all just go in the pool for a while.

The day was warm, we were still physically stoked from our hike, and there was no rush to go to dinner, so I thought that was a great idea. Our swimming apparently involved skinny-dipping, something I'd only ever done once before — a week earlier in the dark after my first adventure into sexual relations after a very long hiatus.

In broad daylight, we were a little less romantic than a week earlier, but our nudity was still sexy and arousing as far as I was concerned. Both women were obviously aware of the impact their gorgeous nude bodies were having on Todd and me. I inflated somewhat, but not to the point of total embarrassment. I couldn't help but notice that Todd had the same reaction. What made me totally horny, passionate, and aroused were the full body hugs and kisses that Penny and Sarah gave me.

Penny started it, even playing with my junk as I toyed with her breasts — sucking and lapping at her nipples until they were as rigid as my cock. I couldn't remember having done that to Edith for decades. What totally caught me off guard was when Penny went to Todd to repeat what she'd done with me.

I watched her, and even got turned on as my date came on to my son. But Sarah turned to me, gave me a nude full body hug, and then trapped my cock between her legs where it was right against her pussy slit. She even pumped back and forth a whole lot in a mock fuck as we stood in the shallow end of the pool.

As she did that, she gave me a kiss that would have knocked my socks off had I been wearing any. If I'd cum I would have blown the water out of the pool I was so turned on. I saw that Penny was doing the same little mock fuck with Todd. After they broke apart, he looked at me with a pleading look on his face. I've never been good at body language, but I guessed that we were both thinking the same thing — something about how hot all of this was and how we wanted to follow-through with the partners we had just had.

To break the mood, Penny actually got out of the pool, did a lewd little dance while she sang some raunchy sorority song for thirty seconds at the side of the pool, and then cannonballed the rest of us.

We were laughing and playing touch tag after that, grabbing for cocks and tits as we swam and dove around the water. We went to a Turkish restaurant for dinner, chosen because they had entertainment — a belly dancer. Midway through our meal, some recorded music of middle eastern genre started, and a sexy woman about thirty years old shimmied out of the back room, barefoot, in flimsy pantaloons, a sash bra, and with several scarves waving, and a dozen waist chains on that jingled and jangled as she shook.

She was also stacked, and her scantily clad boobs vibrated at twice the beat of the music, which made the whole scene that much more enjoyable for Todd and me, and apparently for Sarah and Penny, since they also seemed mesmerized by the dancer's antics. We got a twenty minute floor show, with the dancer moving from table to table, even giving the men lap dances in true strip joint fashion before moving to the next table.

The whole scene was in good humor. After the floorshow, we headed back to Penny's. She immediately put on some dreamy jazz music, and Todd and Sarah, and Penny and I cuddled up on the chaises just outside the family room door on the patio. It was a warm night and the sexy music drifted over us and set the mood for the rest of our waking hours.

Penny started to pluck at the buttons of my shirt to indicate that I should strip. I need you — a lot. Her statement stroked my ego, and then she threw me a curve ball. She added, "So does Sarah. I started to worry too that I was just a convenient warm dildo for her until she added, "I really like you — a lot, and so does Sarah. We've got to get to get together like this more than once a week. I want your company more often — like everyday all day Well, that made me feel really nice and warm inside.

I told Penny, "The feeling is mutual. I wish we lived next door to each other My shirt disappeared, tossed carelessly aside, and then so did Penny's. My pants went next, and then her skirt, bra, and panties. Last to go were my briefs. The loud slurping sound I heard next was Penny engulfing my cock with her mouth. She tried to take my whole shaft down her throat in one gulp, but the act made her gag.

No one in my entire life had tried that on me. Edith didn't do oral sex. This was a whole new experience for me — both giving and receiving. I'd watched some porn during the week to hone my skills at giving. From the chaise beside us, Sarah said, "Mom, take it slow. Work it into your mouth and throat, like this. Sarah bobbed up and down on Todd's shaft, taking a little more into her mouth on each downward lunge until finally her nose pressed against his pubic hair.

She held the position for about thirty seconds, but we could both see her tongue and throat moving around doing something erotic to his long cock. Todd must have liked it, because he was moaning and making small squirming movements in response. Penny said, "I can't believe I didn't use to like doing this. No wonder my ex left for a sexy bimbo. I told her, "Anybody that would leave you had shit for brains. You're as good as it gets. Before I could even gasp, Sarah appeared right in front of me.

She said to Penny, "Watch me closely. Eventually she bottomed out, having every inch of me. I thought I would explode but by some miracle I held off an orgasm. Sarah pulled off of me, gave me a big smile that contained all sorts of mischief, and then went back to Todd. On that note, Penny started to bob up and down on my boner too, finally hitting bottom so that my entire cock was in her mouth and throat, and then she started little tonguing and swallowing motions all while adding suction that brought new meaning to the term blowjob.

I started to finger her Penny's slit and then drove two fingers into her, searching for her G-spot. I found it for certain when her back arched and she came on my fingers, a small amount of her thick cream oozing around my digits.

Next to us on another chaise, Todd and Sarah were making out and molesting each other's genitals: Todd fingering Sarah, a her jerking his cock around in a lewd way. I went down on Penny, lapping up every taste sensation I could find there. In America alone, I knew that over a hundred MILLION men loved this taste; now why won't one of the food companies get on the ball and market this great culinary delight. I amused myself for a few seconds as I munched on Penny thinking of names for the new product: Penny and I got into a beautiful lovemaking session after that.

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By injecting it with freewheeling obscenity, he has modernized this school and given the jokes a contemporary immediacy. In his Broadway engagement, Mr. Dangerfield is sticking to his customarily narrow range of subjects: There is finally something liberating about the free-floating hostility in which Mr. Dangerfield invites his audiences to wallow. In one pithy bit, Mr. Dangerfield pretends to be flicking a television remote control switch.

As an imaginary parade of talking heads rolls by, he lambasts it with contemptuous profanity. Many labels were hung on Rodney Dangerfield during his long, frenetic heyday as the funniest joke teller in America.

It was the comedy of laughter. Rodney Dangerfield died at 82 Tuesday in New York after a long series of illnesses and operations. Carson loved comedians and found Rodney so relentless in his pursuit of the ever-elusive next laugh that just the idea of Dangerfield amused him. Dangerfield would come out from behind the curtain and do five or six minutes of prepared material, then sit on the couch and do several more minutes of jokes thinly disguised as conversation, Carson barely getting a word in except to set up more jokes.

Well I want another opinion. They were gorgeous together. Though he had two careers as a comedian — the first, as Jack Roy, began at the age of 15 — it was the second one, started late in life, that made Dangerfield a star and, in his rumpled black suit, solid red tie and unmade bed of a face, an American icon. Dangerfield would roam through the crowd in his trademark silk bathrobe, greeting guests and watching the new comics. He was infallibly generous about giving young talent exposure at his club, and on his memorable HBO specials, where Roseanne Barr made her first big splash.

He supported one of the most audacious and irreverent comics ever, the great Sam Kinison. He got all the jokes, he was all the jokes. Never did he break up at his own material, though. He was too worried about it. He slaved over it — sometimes with co-writers — into the wee hours, scribbling jokes on the lined pages of big notebooks. His huge popularity may have been a reaction to all the pseudo-intellectual comics who stood before brick walls and talked about their neuroses.

Rodney, this is goodbye. Dangerfield plays a boor, a vulgarian, the ugly American. It was a stretch, but he brought it off. Even in his movie roles, the jokes were on him — ridiculing the way he looked or talked or barged through life. He was a study in manic misery, hilarious homeliness, Emmett Kelly with a voice. No, wait — not at all. There was only one Rodney — one put-upon, perpetually pained, always discouraged Rodney. If he looked for that famous silver living, it would fall out of a cloud and hit him on the head.

His was a humor that, like so many of the great comics of his generation though his popularity spanned several generations , grew out of pain. And so he told jokes about being a miserable kid. But not about that aspect of being a miserable kid. The anger never came out in the comedy — not directly.

He was a professional joke teller, not a guy looking for psychoanalysis from an audience in a nightclub, so you got jokes and gags, not anecdotes about the way it really was. One time I was kidnapped. They sent back a piece of my finger. He said he wanted more proof! They said they wanted to start the happy hour. No respect at all. The no-respect theme was encouraged by one of the most artful and adored of all stand-ups, Jack Benny. Everybody can identify with that. Everyone gets cut off in traffic, everyone gets stood up by a girl, kids are rude to them, whatever.

No matter how Dangerfield complained onstage about how life treated him, the comic never exploited it for pathos or poignancy. But he left behind infinite echoes of laughter, laughter that survives somehow even if it appears to have evaporated. Offstage, Rodney was nothing like his hapless comedic persona. He was a loving husband, father and mentor. One of his outfits is part of the permanent collection at the Smithsonian Museum in Washington, D. After an exceptionally loud outcry by fans, the Academy reversed their decision and offered membership to him, which he then declined.

Rodney held many odd jobs as a teenager, including selling ice cream on the beach, delivering groceries, taking care of a newsstand, working at a soda fountain, barking for the theater, and driving a fish truck. A projectionist bored with his everyday life begins fantasizing about his being one of the superheroes he sees in the movies he shows. An exclusive golf course has to deal with a brash new member and a destructive dancing gopher.

To help his discouraged son get through college, a fun-loving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter the school as a student himself. A Vegas show dog gets ditched in the sticks and ends up working on a farm. Two victims of traumatized childhoods become lovers and psychopathic serial murderers irresponsibly glorified by the mass media. A movie about the independent minded son of Beelzebub and the mischief he creates.

A three times divorced real estate tycoon, who thought he was through with love, gets more then he bargained for. A restaurant owner falls in love with an opera singer and, desperate to impress her, travels to Italy to learn how to sing. In order to be reunited with his long lost love, an angel is sent on a mission by God to save a big time loser. The affection felt for Dangerfield when you saw him on TV or in the movies was doubled when you had the pleasure to meet him.

He was a hero who lived up to the hype. He would have left you all for dead. He really went hard, he was fun. In my free time on the movie [Caddyshack], I spent it with him. He was super cool. Rodney Dangerfield made the world laugh, and laugh deeply because he was just so funny. Funny as a writer, funny as an actor, funny as a comedian, and funny as a man. He would find a place for you if he enjoyed what you did and believed in you. And that was rare. It just shows how generous he was.

Most comics are threatened by other funny people. He was our Godfather. I never saw a guy who was so non-threatened that he would just help people.

For a guy who got no respect, I will miss him and he always had my respect. Nobody has a catch phrase like that. Rodney Dangerfield—the king of the one liners.

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