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Yes, that is my correct age. I am willing to relocate for the right guy if you live within a reasonable distance. I don't do long-distance romances. I'm honest, loyal, affectionate, playful, and humorous. Also easy going, sort of an introvert who doesn't get out much, not into large crowds but like smaller gatherings; not the clingy type, believes in one's alone time; not a people's person; not a social butterfly but instead sort of a quiet homebody that enjoy cuddling with a significant other.
I've lived in big cities and enjoyed a peaceful life in the country. I'm not an outdoors person but want to learn to fish. Maybe even do a little traveling and sightseeing throughout the USA. I like to curl up with a good BOOK on occasion. My taste runs the same as my movies. I'm an avid music lover and enjoy just about every genre. It would be fun learning to play the piano at this time in my life, but heck, who can afford to pay for music lessons.
Besides, I don't own a piano or electronic keyboard -- so that's out. Unless, you have one that I can practice on, that is. LOL I'm friendly so I'm seeking a male friend to get to know better in hopes of our friendship becoming more meaningful. Someone with similar qualities: For those who are seeking someone to go to church with them I believe in God, pray and read the Bible on occasion but don't attend church.
Previously worked in office-related field, e. I've worked on computers since the 70s so I guess you can say I'm a computer geek. Photo 5 - Taken Dec More About Me Yes, that is my correct age. More about my Match I'm seeking a male friend to get to know better in hopes of our friendship becoming more meaningful. Occupation Retired year Tags honest caring loyal am looking for serious relationship a good sense of humour honesty long term relationship. Send Flower Report This Profile.
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You thought it would be confidence, didn't you? No, self-assurance is like whiskey neat: We've all been there, girls: Women are better off with the shy guy, says a bunch of mathematicians no one believes. But let's pretend that Tennessee math whizzes aren't heavily invested in convincing you that this is true. We can still report that a nice guy is a high-pressure canister of pent-up lust in a steel shell of fear.
Since he sees you as a pure angel more on that in a moment , he fears his own corrupting fantasies of you But you, me and the sales figures on Fifty Shades of Grey know that women's only problem with dirty sex is the same one circus elephants have with peanuts: Getty agrees with me Idealistic, sensitive, respectful of women God, teenagers are the worst. Ladies, your grandma marched all up and down the '70s to give you other options. Your grandma is Gloria Steinem.
Exercise your rights and help some nice guy find his inner slut. Let him into your bed, and once he has your permission to uncap Pandora's box, he'll be just as self-centered and stupid as Christian. Nice desire is a good combo for you! If love whispers, "I would do anything for you," lust grunts, "I'ma use you like a fast food napkin.
When you love someone enough to let them eat coleslaw out of your armpit Hi, Allison! You get all the thrill of a selfish mauling, but none of the bleary dread when a one-night stand asks if your blood's polluted by inferior races. Nice fellows think women want someone to worship them -- and to an extent, that's true.
Many a dame wants a guy who holds her in awe for who she is , flaws and all. But that kind of romanticism has to be earned, or it's untrustworthy. It's way less creepy to treat a woman like a goddess when you view her as an equal. Just because this is public domain doesn't mean any of you can have her!
More to the point, you can love anyone, but being in love requires permission -- or at least vulnerability, which is why, to make someone love you, you need either a patient heart or some really good blackmail. They're romantics who fall short of their own ideals. As we've seen, nice guys are too timid to approach their crushes directly, so they flood in a lot of missing details. Until they actually date a woman, they're in love with who they imagine her to be, not who she is. And who they imagine you to be is who they wish they could be.
Sure, we all lie to ourselves a bit to embrace the best in our partners: You imagine that your boyfriend is a great guy when he's not drinking, Romeo had to pretend that Juliet had hit puberty and my girlfriend doesn't ask questions about all those scratch marks on the inner door of the shed. I don't have a shed, because it would be larger than this Manhattan apartment, and I don't have a girlfriend, because New York women get angry if you don't try to have sex with them by the third date.
But that's not what nice guys do. They mix up a batch of Ideal Mate and pour it into a you-shaped pitcher. It's usually an updated version of the Victorian elegant creature -- noble, graceful and more boring than a box of rocks, which are at least capable of hurting people. Not so, the idyllic angel that is fantasy-you! On your proud bosom rest the values he wishes he had for himself: They have women on camels! You can tell how badly a culture treats women by how high a pedestal it puts them on.
A nice friend of mine used to moon around school sighing heavily wherever we could hear him. After much coaxing nobody wanted to do, he'd "reluctantly" share how heartbroken he was because he was in love with our classmate -- let's call her Ruth so you don't find out that her real name was Ann.
It didn't matter to him that they barely talked, she didn't love him back, he didn't know her as a person, or they'd never even shared a moment. All he cared about was how pure and beautiful this angel was, and that she didn't know his passion for her.
All her boyfriends were jerks because they weren't him. And most inconsiderate of all, she never read the poems he didn't show her. In my stadium, second base is sex with a time-traveling ninja, and third base is giving her my real name. You don't want to be loved for who you're not, so teach him to loathe you for who you are! I know, I know -- it's completely counterintuitive. But his disrespect must exist in order for you to defeat it.
You know how every movie says that without darkness there can be no light? And how every particle physicist says that's just not true? Well, that's why movie stars get laid while physicists get killed by their experiments in the first act of every sci-fi film: So break down his illusions in order to build up his perceptions. Stop dishing to him about your crush on the varsity quarterback, and instead tell him horrifying stories about the time you traded sexual favors for cigarettes to the quarterback's dad who's in a coma.
When you're done with your nice guy, his smoldering gaze should pierce a heart at paces. Only after he can criticize you honestly should you trust his deep devotion. And even if that's completely facetious advice you shouldn't follow, isn't it better he disrespect who you are than quiver loyally to who you ain't? A lifetime of romantic fantasizing has rendered your nice guy capable of some pretty terrific romantic gestures. I once fist-fought a legion of demons I won for the love of a good woman I lost.
Other grand displays I have made to woo hearts include:. So if I can have a solid week like that, there's no reason why your nice friend can't summon one or two great displays of devotion. He may start out with clumsy romantic surprises, like holding a stereo up to your window or quitting his job to build a future with you in another city, but if you cry enough times in front of him, he'll get really scared and up his game. It's the same reason poor people make delicious recipes out of the worst parts of the animal: This is all we have, so we'd better make it great.
I'm not saying you're the pig snout of dames; I'm saying hunger taught us not to waste an opportunity. Also, you specifically are the pig snout of dames. But that was coincidental. But hey, pig snout is cute and tender! Much like your vagina, which is where we come to the problem: Nice guys are often as sensitive physically as they are emotionally.
Nice guys can be pretty selfless. They're excited to be with you. Many people's first sexual experience is shorter than the m dash. If you pour over that a mental cocktail of nice guy traits, you're talking about the most attentive, caring four seconds of your life.
And I should know: I've hidden enough cameras in cheap motels to watch a variety of hook-ups. But enough about the only way I can get angry enough to achieve orgasm.
You're going to cure a dude's mental sensitivity by eliminating his physical one. Here's how to bypass your guy's attention to -- and excitement at -- your pleasure. First, admit that the problem is you: If you can't do this, at least fix your deliriously silky vagina; coat it in stucco to bring a classic Mediterranean flair to the place. In a few weeks' time, your guy should have an impressive callous on what's left of his penis, and no interest in sex whatsoever.
Getty gets the symbolism It really shouldn't be that purple. Consult a doctor immediately! If not, try staying silent in bed. Many women make encouraging noises during sex, such as "Oh," or "Aah," or weeping for their fiance who died at sea.
That's very helpful, but at this stage, you're better off smashing his enthusiasm. Gaze deeply into his eyes as he enters you the first time, and laugh at him. If none of that helps, many men think about baseball to delay orgasm; when you're talking dirty in bed, narrate that hot action in your naughtiest Don Orsillo voice.
Using these techniques, I developed my frightened 2. Now I do lots of sex, and very rarely cry afterward. Now for the good news Or life will strip him of everything he ever invested himself in. But hey, if that happens, at least you can point to the breaking news bulletin and say "I know that dude!
Sadly for your fame-bragging rights, he is much more likely to keep learning and improving his endgame strategies for making you happy. They want to impress you as much as you awe them. Many times in a day, a nice guy asks himself, "I wonder if that dame knows how great that dame is. Didn't see that coming, did you? That'll teach you to be all-consumingly beautiful. Life, aye, that's a hard game, full of rough surprises.
You've got to roll with the punches, unless they're coming from your jerk boyfriend, in which case, don't stand there taking punches! Get out of there! Find a nice guy to treat you right. But if these punches are metaphorical, dish some out to toughen your nice guy up.
Dear 'nice guys™': this is why I don't want you I'm nice to women. I don't Becoming antagonistic towards a woman for not wanting to sleep with you is simply childish and Now please stop bitching about how frigid I am. Women just don't date nice guys, or at least they don't. SEEKING APPROVAL FROM OTHERS Doing the 'right' A regular guy can still be nice to a girl, but the nice guy almost always ends up looking desperate and too eager to please. 7. Each should have an equal chance of finding a new partner. Please wait. see five single people, all attractive, intelligent and with good, interesting jobs. . At any time she has per cent more women than men on her.