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A group of relatives gather at the mansion of their wealthy aunts not grannies to celebrate their birthdays. What a lovely bunch of people they are: A mistrusting lesbian and her beautiful lover; a cowardly husband and his wife and two bratty kids; a lecherous nephew who hits on the lesbian's lover; a truly repulsive child-hating priest; a man with a wife young enough to be his daughter; and, a bike-riding spinster.

All these people have one thing in common: They are at this party to get on the good side of their aunts so they will be put in the will. While the party is going on a sinister-looking hag delivers a gift from a nephew who was disowned by the family for practicing black magic.

The gift is an ancient box and, when it is opened, demons possess the two elderly aunts. They proceed to literally rip apart their family. From this point on the carnage doesn't stop. It is a shame that Troma , who distributes this film in the US and other territories, decided to release a severely edited cut, devoid of the gorier scenes to secure an R rating.

The DVD they released in America is also full screen, with the edited out scenes as extras on the disc. This is what you are missing in the R-rated version: People are ripped in half, beheaded, crushed between bars of an iron gate and one unlucky man gets his ass chewed off.

The two possessed aunts corner the priest and hand him an automatic rifle. They give him a choice: Either shoot himself where he will go to Hell for taking his own life or let the aunts poke out his eyes and eat his stomach where he will die and go to Heaven.

He takes the easy way out. This is one of the most original scenes on film in years as it induces shudders as well as laughs. This is a bloody good show.

A mad scientist kidnaps innocent people and performs illicit experiments on them, only to have one of his guinea pigs escape, which leads to events where a group of annoying young teens are stalked and killed. Some viewers will find that enough to get through the next 86 minutes, but others will be asking for more, like logic and a coherent plot.

One of his subjects breaks free, kills Viktor and escapes into the forest, where he kills a necking couple in a car. He then dies and his corpse is picked clean by a flock of vultures, which then become infected and attack weekend fisherman Uncle Ben Reggie Bannister, who manages to get a PHANTASM reference in, even though his screen time is less than three minutes. After chowing down on his visiting niece and nephew played by director Robert Kurtzman's children , Uncle Ben is then killed when he is run over by an RV occupied by a group of idiotic twenty-somethings one of them portrayed by ultra-low-budget scream queen Misty Mundae, using the name "Erin Brown" here on their way back from an outdoor rave.

The vultures attack and disable the RV in a scene that will either have you howling with laughter or shaking your head in disbelief , forcing the group to flee into the woods, where they are either killed by the vultures who spit an acidic liquid out of their beaks! The survivors manage to make it to Viktor's hidden laboratory, only to discover that the mad Russian has returned from the dead, infected with the Rage virus and anxious to continue his experiments.

The doctor and his two mutant sidekicks the results of his failed attempts continue his research, but the final two ravers fight back using whatever sharp instrument is handy and there are many to make their escape. In typical modern horror film fashion, there's an unnecessary sting in the final shot that leaves this film open for a sequel. If it's blood and gore you want, look no further. All others stay away. The film nearly screeches to a dead stop once we meet the ravers, who are some of the worst actors this side of a H.

The final thirty minutes, where a deformed Divoff who is his usual professional, off-kilter self reappears and explains his motivations for his hatred of western culture It seems he found the cure for cancer, only to have his research stolen by U.

While Kurtzman and his newly-formed Precinct 13 Entertainment effects crew manage to supply as many practical effects as possible lots of squishy bladder effects and dismembered body parts , there are also some glaringly-bad CGI shots on view, especially whenever the vultures are in flight, which don't for a second look like anything but cheap computer animation.

Some of the blood effects are also enhanced by CGI and they are just as noticeable as the damned vultures. That can either be read as a ringing endorsement or a dire warning. I'll leave that decision up to you. And what's up with all these new horror films having headache-inducing thrash metal soundtracks?

This one contains songs from Mushroomhead and The Fakers. Available on widescreen DVD with many bonus features including a behind-the-scenes doc that's longer than the film and twice as interesting from Screen Media Films. Why would they want to? A scientist crosses the genes of a monkey and a rat and comes up with the title creation portrayed by Guinness World Book title holder for the shortest human being: Basically a series of stalk-and-slash scenes, this mundane film is real boring and will tax even the most patient viewer.

Illogical to the extreme, THE RAT MAN pushes the believability barrier by giving such a small creature the ability to slaughter full-size humans without much of a fight. All rats and monkeys should protest this film. Also starring Eva Grimaldi. This film is not available on any legal label in the U. Nelson de la Rosa died on September 22, of unknown causes.

After The Bomb there are two types of people who live on Earth: Those who live above the ground and those who live beneath it. A ragtag group of above-ground scavengers are searching for food and shelter when they chance upon an abandoned town. It seems to be an Eden to them because the town has a healthy supply of food, liquor and even a water purification machine.

Eden soon turns into Hell however, as this town is populated by thousand of man-hungry rats who begin to attack and devour the new visitors. After three of the group are killed one girl is eaten from the inside-out as she is trapped in a sleeping bag the rest barricade themselves in a building, as the rats have chewed through their vehicles' tires and contaminated their food and water supplies.

The rats manage to pick off the group one-by-one until only four are left. The quartet discover a recording device in which a scientist details the evolution of these rats. Prolonged exposure to radiation have evolved the rats into a new intelligent species. After spending years underground, the rats have returned to the surface to claim what is rightfully theirs.

The rats begin an all-out assault and two more of the group are killed. When all seems lost, the remaining two are saved by the underground people who come to the surface wearing yellow radiation suits and gas masks. The duo thank them for saving their lives as one of them removes his gas mask, revealing the face of Guaranteed not to be endorsed by the Humane Society, this film has live rats being burned, impaled, stepped-on and generally mistreated.

Call me twisted, but I found this more disturbing than the frequent shots of the rodents chewing through human bodies. The best part of the film is the character's names. Deuce, Video and Lucifer are some of the names you'll hear and the lone black cast member Janna Ryann is given the name Chocolate!

As with most Italian genre films, the dubbing is unbelievable and the dialogue is hilarious. But did they really have to kill live rats? The film opens with the following statement superimposed over a shot of a serene lake: The man then goes to the Stuart Morse Academy and murders the caretaker and makes a mask of the dead man's face.

Meanwhile, the boy has hopped on a school bus and goes to church, where he puts on an altar boy uniform and joins the other children while they listen to a preacher deliver a fire and brimstone sermon. We are then introduced to short glimpses into the lives of six people, each of them sinners in their own way vain movie star, abusive husband, rich uncaring lawyer, closet lesbian, etc.

What do they all have in common? They are all going to their high school reunion this weekend They all gather at the academy only to find that they were the only ones invited. They are greeted at the door by the imposter caretaker who leads them to a banquet hall.

He then locks all the doors all the windows have bars on them. Let the killing begin. After stuffing their faces and trying to one-up each other, the six characters realize they are trapped when they find the maggot-infested corpse of the caretaker and the killer taunts them outside while dressed as the Grim Reaper. The first guy is killed when a clown marionette carrying a blowtorch burns him to death.

One girl finds a way out of the house, only to be shotgunned by the killer, dressed as a hunter. Even though the final four decide to stick together, the killer manages to do them in. One gets a sword dropped on his brainpan, another is drowned in a bathroom sink full of hot water and another is shot point-blank in the head but not before seroiusly wounding the killer, who is now dressed as a lawyer.

The final woman is killed by another clown marionette carrying a sword and then it immediately cuts to the preacher finishing his sermon. When the boy leaves the church he touches the priest, telling him that "everything will be alright now" , be prepared for two "What The Fuck?!? The best way to describe this film, directed by Constantine S. Gochis his only directorial effort , is strangely twisted. Though we never know the motivation of the killer Was he sent by God or did the six people do something to him when they were in high school?

When the killer, disguised as a magician says, "Guilt While basically a riff on organized Catholicism each person killed represents one of the Seven Deadly Sins , once you realize who the killer actually is, you'll see that screenwriter William Vernick may not be the biggest fan of religion in general.

Without giving away too much, there's a scene in the beginning of the film where an altar boy is telling a dirty joke to the other boys while they're getting changed into their uniforms.

When the boy from the lake doesn't laugh, the joke-teller threatens him with a knife. At the end of the film, we see the joke-teller dead with his throat slit, hidden in the back of the station wagon of a bible salesman. The entire film has an eerie vibe to it that cannot be described properly the music helps immensely. It must be viewed to be fully appreciated.

Finkbinder as the killer and Christopher Flint as the boy. A Video Communications, Inc. I'm glad to report that I enjoyed this film immensely. The film then flashes-back two weeks earlier to show us what happened. Arson then replies, "What are you, some kind of faggot?

Howston does not look amused, but if Howston was only going to deal with mythical unicorns in the next two weeks, he would be a happy faggot!

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One of his subjects breaks free, kills Viktor and escapes into the forest, where he kills a necking couple in a car. He then dies and his corpse is picked clean by a flock of vultures, which then become infected and attack weekend fisherman Uncle Ben Reggie Bannister, who manages to get a PHANTASM reference in, even though his screen time is less than three minutes.

After chowing down on his visiting niece and nephew played by director Robert Kurtzman's children , Uncle Ben is then killed when he is run over by an RV occupied by a group of idiotic twenty-somethings one of them portrayed by ultra-low-budget scream queen Misty Mundae, using the name "Erin Brown" here on their way back from an outdoor rave.

The vultures attack and disable the RV in a scene that will either have you howling with laughter or shaking your head in disbelief , forcing the group to flee into the woods, where they are either killed by the vultures who spit an acidic liquid out of their beaks! The survivors manage to make it to Viktor's hidden laboratory, only to discover that the mad Russian has returned from the dead, infected with the Rage virus and anxious to continue his experiments. The doctor and his two mutant sidekicks the results of his failed attempts continue his research, but the final two ravers fight back using whatever sharp instrument is handy and there are many to make their escape.

In typical modern horror film fashion, there's an unnecessary sting in the final shot that leaves this film open for a sequel. If it's blood and gore you want, look no further.

All others stay away. The film nearly screeches to a dead stop once we meet the ravers, who are some of the worst actors this side of a H. The final thirty minutes, where a deformed Divoff who is his usual professional, off-kilter self reappears and explains his motivations for his hatred of western culture It seems he found the cure for cancer, only to have his research stolen by U. While Kurtzman and his newly-formed Precinct 13 Entertainment effects crew manage to supply as many practical effects as possible lots of squishy bladder effects and dismembered body parts , there are also some glaringly-bad CGI shots on view, especially whenever the vultures are in flight, which don't for a second look like anything but cheap computer animation.

Some of the blood effects are also enhanced by CGI and they are just as noticeable as the damned vultures. That can either be read as a ringing endorsement or a dire warning. I'll leave that decision up to you. And what's up with all these new horror films having headache-inducing thrash metal soundtracks? This one contains songs from Mushroomhead and The Fakers. Available on widescreen DVD with many bonus features including a behind-the-scenes doc that's longer than the film and twice as interesting from Screen Media Films.

Why would they want to? A scientist crosses the genes of a monkey and a rat and comes up with the title creation portrayed by Guinness World Book title holder for the shortest human being: Basically a series of stalk-and-slash scenes, this mundane film is real boring and will tax even the most patient viewer.

Illogical to the extreme, THE RAT MAN pushes the believability barrier by giving such a small creature the ability to slaughter full-size humans without much of a fight. All rats and monkeys should protest this film.

Also starring Eva Grimaldi. This film is not available on any legal label in the U. Nelson de la Rosa died on September 22, of unknown causes. After The Bomb there are two types of people who live on Earth: Those who live above the ground and those who live beneath it. A ragtag group of above-ground scavengers are searching for food and shelter when they chance upon an abandoned town. It seems to be an Eden to them because the town has a healthy supply of food, liquor and even a water purification machine.

Eden soon turns into Hell however, as this town is populated by thousand of man-hungry rats who begin to attack and devour the new visitors. After three of the group are killed one girl is eaten from the inside-out as she is trapped in a sleeping bag the rest barricade themselves in a building, as the rats have chewed through their vehicles' tires and contaminated their food and water supplies. The rats manage to pick off the group one-by-one until only four are left.

The quartet discover a recording device in which a scientist details the evolution of these rats. Prolonged exposure to radiation have evolved the rats into a new intelligent species.

After spending years underground, the rats have returned to the surface to claim what is rightfully theirs. The rats begin an all-out assault and two more of the group are killed. When all seems lost, the remaining two are saved by the underground people who come to the surface wearing yellow radiation suits and gas masks. The duo thank them for saving their lives as one of them removes his gas mask, revealing the face of Guaranteed not to be endorsed by the Humane Society, this film has live rats being burned, impaled, stepped-on and generally mistreated.

Call me twisted, but I found this more disturbing than the frequent shots of the rodents chewing through human bodies. The best part of the film is the character's names. Deuce, Video and Lucifer are some of the names you'll hear and the lone black cast member Janna Ryann is given the name Chocolate!

As with most Italian genre films, the dubbing is unbelievable and the dialogue is hilarious. But did they really have to kill live rats?

The film opens with the following statement superimposed over a shot of a serene lake: The man then goes to the Stuart Morse Academy and murders the caretaker and makes a mask of the dead man's face. Meanwhile, the boy has hopped on a school bus and goes to church, where he puts on an altar boy uniform and joins the other children while they listen to a preacher deliver a fire and brimstone sermon.

We are then introduced to short glimpses into the lives of six people, each of them sinners in their own way vain movie star, abusive husband, rich uncaring lawyer, closet lesbian, etc. What do they all have in common? They are all going to their high school reunion this weekend They all gather at the academy only to find that they were the only ones invited.

They are greeted at the door by the imposter caretaker who leads them to a banquet hall. He then locks all the doors all the windows have bars on them. Let the killing begin. After stuffing their faces and trying to one-up each other, the six characters realize they are trapped when they find the maggot-infested corpse of the caretaker and the killer taunts them outside while dressed as the Grim Reaper. The first guy is killed when a clown marionette carrying a blowtorch burns him to death.

One girl finds a way out of the house, only to be shotgunned by the killer, dressed as a hunter. Even though the final four decide to stick together, the killer manages to do them in.

One gets a sword dropped on his brainpan, another is drowned in a bathroom sink full of hot water and another is shot point-blank in the head but not before seroiusly wounding the killer, who is now dressed as a lawyer. The final woman is killed by another clown marionette carrying a sword and then it immediately cuts to the preacher finishing his sermon. When the boy leaves the church he touches the priest, telling him that "everything will be alright now" , be prepared for two "What The Fuck?!?

The best way to describe this film, directed by Constantine S. Gochis his only directorial effort , is strangely twisted. Though we never know the motivation of the killer Was he sent by God or did the six people do something to him when they were in high school? When the killer, disguised as a magician says, "Guilt While basically a riff on organized Catholicism each person killed represents one of the Seven Deadly Sins , once you realize who the killer actually is, you'll see that screenwriter William Vernick may not be the biggest fan of religion in general.

Without giving away too much, there's a scene in the beginning of the film where an altar boy is telling a dirty joke to the other boys while they're getting changed into their uniforms. When the boy from the lake doesn't laugh, the joke-teller threatens him with a knife. At the end of the film, we see the joke-teller dead with his throat slit, hidden in the back of the station wagon of a bible salesman.

The entire film has an eerie vibe to it that cannot be described properly the music helps immensely. It must be viewed to be fully appreciated. Finkbinder as the killer and Christopher Flint as the boy. A Video Communications, Inc. I'm glad to report that I enjoyed this film immensely. The film then flashes-back two weeks earlier to show us what happened. Arson then replies, "What are you, some kind of faggot? Howston does not look amused, but if Howston was only going to deal with mythical unicorns in the next two weeks, he would be a happy faggot!

We then switch to the city of Kabul in Afghanistan The movie was actually filmed in Kabul, Afghanistan and also in Morocco. It is a tedious mission filled with boredom and dust, with little children on the street asking the soldiers for a "biscuit?

They stop their vehicle to recon the area and come across a strange statue carved into the side of a mountain. Wise-ass Chard fires a bullet into the statue, which causes it to crumble into a million pieces. What Chard has done is release a vengeful Djinn, a human-hating spirit that was trapped in the statue for thousands of years.

The soldiers make temporary headquarters at a bombed-out stone house where the former residents were killed by phosphorous bombs that burned them alive to their bones and pretty soon the Djinn begins fucking with their minds and then their bodies. During one of their patrols, they find an enemy camp that is eerily deserted, except for one dead enemy combatant that was buried up to his chest and stoned to death.

Back at their temporary headquarters, they are hit with an unusually long sandstorm and the sudden appearance of an Afghani woman who seems scared shitless and rambles incoherently. Could this be the same woman Keller sees in his strange recurring nightmares? Is she the Djinn That question is answered fairly early, as her arm stretches like Mr. The Djinn uses each soldier's worst memories against them Gregory is visited by an American soldier who he killed in a friendly fire incident; Howston gets radio transmissions from an Afghani girl he killed during a raid; etc , until they mentally crack and turn on each other.

When Gregory is found brutally murdered his eyes are all black and the other soldiers start killing each other, only Keller keeps a level head about himself and survives the ordeal, but is it the real Keller that is being grilled by his superiors in the beginning of the film or the Djinn That question is answered in the film's creepy closing shot. This is a slow some horror fans would say it is too slow , methodical and psychological horror film that doesn't play its entire hand all at once.

One thing this film does particularly well is show how American soldiers are truly "strangers in a strange land" when forced to occupy territories they really have no business nevermind no understanding of traditions to be in. While there is some blood and gore on display especially the gaping head wound of the American soldier Gregory accidentally shot , this film is more about mood and atmosphere you'll get dry mouth from all the sand on display here.

Particularly telling is the scene where Howston who is quite crazy at this point catches Chard raping the woman and pulls him off her. Instead of being upset about the attempted rape, Howston takes offense to Chard calling him a "nigger" and stabs him to death.

This is a film about identity, both real and perceived, and how being in an unfamiliar place for too long can fuck with those perceptions as real-life American soldiers stationed in Afghanistan will readily tell you. The only disappointment here is the Djinn itself. When it is finally shown in the film's final twenty minutes, it is nothing but an obviously bad CGI creation, which is neither scary or believable.

Fear of our own worst memories coming back to life. Sure, it's bloody as hell, but even that becomes boring after a while because many of the kills are the same and it then throws in a ton of torture porn, to boot.

The film opens with a bloody girl with a bad stomach wound in the woods at night trying to avoid someone or something it's never made clear whether we are dealing with a man or a demon.

She is then attacked by someone dressed as a scarecrow Benjamin Selway, who is listed as "Evil Maniac" in the credits , who stabs her over and over in the stomach until she falls on the ground. As she is trying to crawl away the Evil Maniac hits her three times in the back with and axe really graphic and then drags her away The Evil Maniac does the same exact thing to a bloke taking a piss in the woods a few minutes later.

When morning comes, four young adults decide to camp at the same place where the Evil Maniac struck the night before Mark [Adam Coutts] has the nerve to bring his current and ex-girlfriend along! He prophetically says to his current girlfriend Kristy [Lisa Livingstone], "Trust me. This is going to be a weekend you'll never forget!

But why is he watching them? It will be answered. It wouldn't be so bad if every one of these four young adults weren't annoying as fuck and, of course, there is no cell service the farther they go into the woods. The last call they make is to Bruce Mark Wood , who is traveling by mountain bike to meet them. Believe it or not, they are all going to a party to celebrate the 20th anniversary of a multiple murder that happened there Who in their right mind celebrates a murder spree with a party?

Kristy tells everyone about the mass murder that happened 20 years earlier: The Farmer murders his wife by slicing open her stomach and eating her innards we are shown it all in flashback.

He then chops off his daughter's head we don't see that and murders his son again, we don't see it and then supposedly committed suicide, but his body disappeared from his grave. Bruce is almost at his destination when he falls off his bike and is dragged away by the Evil Maniac. They are actually being held captive in the Evil Maniac's slaughterhouse Big continuity error.

How did they get there? Is it possible director Keith was too involved with his other occupations on the film to recognize that he forgot to film the scene? Now it's time for torture porn. The Evil Maniac picks up Jessica, ties her to a table, stabs her in the stomach a couple of times with a small curved blade twisting the blade while it is in her , takes off her gag and then stabs her over and over in the stomach so the guys next door can hear her death throes.

It is very bloody, but we have already seen it done earlier in the film. The Evil Maniac then grabs Mark and ties him to a chair, while Bruce breaks free and grabs an axe, but instead of trying to save Mark who has just had an axe planted between his legs and then has the top of his head cut off with a hacksaw; once again, nothing is left to the imagination , Bruce turns chicken and heads in the opposite direction, but the slaughterhouse is very big.

The Evil Maniac puts bits of Mark and Jessica in mason jars in case he gets hungry later on. Meanwhile, Pamela and Kristy make it to The Farmer's deserted house, not knowing that it is the living area for the Evil Maniac Jesus, I am getting tired of all these stupid young adults. They find a dead fox in the bathroom, but that will be the least of their problems. Bruce and the Evil Maniac play a game of cat and mouse Guess who's the mouse?

The Evil Maniac beats the shit out of Bruce and takes him prisoner again, where he kills Bruce with some unseen torture. Pamela and Kristy decide to spend the night in The Farmer's deserted house Yes, these girls are missing a few brain cells.

After killing Bruce, the Evil Maniac chases Kristy with an axe, catches her, stabs her in the stomach with a huge blade and then begins to pull out her internal organs while she watches, still alive.

Pamela does the regular stupid young adult thing and runs towards Kristy's screams and ends up in the slaughterhouse, where she secretly watches the Evil Maniac chop someone into pieces with an axe. The hunter remember him? He is there to kill the Evil Maniac because he killed his daughter ten years earlier and he has been searching for him ever since.

He says to Pamela, "You people. You think it's a fucking game. You have no idea what this thing can do. There is no end He tells Pamela to leave because all her friends are dead, but Pamela refuses to leave and wants to help the hunter get payback. The Evil Maniac shows up and the hunter puts a shotgun blast into him with no effect.

He gives Pamela the shotgun and tells her to run away. He faces down the Evil Maniac and tells him, "Makes no difference if I live or die.

I died a long time ago. It just seems so The Evil Maniac then goes after Pamela she has to run through a gauntlet of hanging bodies, some still barely alive and some of them her friends and catches her, punching her over and over in the face until it becomes bloody filmic overkill.

But, somehow, the hunter shows up to buy Pamela some time but the Evil Maniac punches his fist clear through the hunter's body to grab the shotgun and shoot the Evil Maniac in the face.

Is it finally over? Pamela runs like hell through the woods until she comes to a road and is picked up by a man in a van. Pamela passes out from exhaustion, but the driver wakes her up a couple of hours later and tells her that he got lost and believes they have been driving in circles, ending back at The Farmer's deserted house Really?

The Evil Maniac slits the van driver's throat and chases Pamela into an auto graveyard Judging by the newer model of cars in the graveyard, I wouldn't be wrong to hazard a guess that these are the cars of the Evil Maniac's victims over the years. After the Evil Maniac delivers more punches to her face She is going to be sore in the morning! Before the closing credits begin to roll, Pamela says, "Fucking Farmers! Just who is the Evil Maniac? Is he The Farmer or something more supernatural?

If the Evil Maniac can survive a point-blank shotgun blast to his face which we never see since he never takes off the scarecrow mask , he sure as hell can survive having a car dropped on him. And don't get me started on the continuity. It jumps from scene-to-scene with no connective tissue, like huge chunks of the screenplay were thrown away in the name of pacing it is quick-paced, even though it took 35 days to shoot this minute film.

The next time, I hope David Ryan Keith just sticks with directing and writing and leaves the other jobs to qualified people. This way he could spend more time making sense of his films and not leaving us asking questions that we shouldn't be asking. If you are a gorehound, this film will delight you.

If it's involving characters or plots you want, look somewhere else. This film does serve a purpose for a specialty crowd and, while I enjoy lots of gore just like every other horror film fan, I also appreciate some time building up the characters so we have people we care for.

Keith fails miserably in that department. A little less H. Lewis and a little more John Carpenter. It's a well-made film, although it's apparent that some of the Scottish actors are trying a little too hard to speak American especially Kristy and there's also a total lack of nudity, so don't go looking for it here. REEKER - Five college students, on their way to a rave in the desert, experience a strange phenomenon where they are seemingly stuck in time.

Only the blind Jack senses that something extraordinarily wrong is going on, as the stench of decaying flesh fills the air. Trip heads out on his own on his skateboard to look for help and runs into Radford, whose car has broken down. There's something off about Henry, who drives Trip back to the motel and also confides in him that he's seeing dead people This happens after Trip pulls a living dead trucker, missing the lower half of his body, out of a garbage bin and it scuddles away by walking on it's hands!

Trip tries to siphon gas out of Henry's RV in a funny bit, Trip mistakenly siphons the RV's septic tank first , unaware that the Reeker has already killed Henry whenever the Reeker kills someone, they literally see their lives flash before their eyes. Trip begins seeing all the dead people, which means that he's the next victim of the Reeker's wrath which is a shame, because he's the film's most interesting character.

Cookie and Nelson are the next to die, while Jack and Gretchen try to fit all the pieces of the deadly puzzle together. Trip turns up briefly minus an arm , just long enough to fill Jack and Gretchen in on what they are dealing with Trip says to Jack, "At least you can still whack-off! What happens next is creative, as well as poignant, even if it doesn't make a lick of sense. Not everything works here For starters, the Reeker is a terribly underwritten character , but Payne at least tries to be different from the countless other DTV horror flicks that don't have an original idea in their tiny little heads.

The makeup effects, using both practical effects and CGI, are very bloody the film gets off to a gory start when a vacationing family hits a deer with their car and suffer a far worse fate than the deer, including the family's poor pet dog , but are used sparingly, so when they do come into play, they are shocking and effective. While not everything succeeds in REEKER , I applaud Dave Payne for giving us a horror film that's funny without being overly jokey some of the dialogue is inspired, including how Jack's blindness led to a lawsuit mandating that lawn darts be made out of plastic instead of metal and complicated enough to actually make us use our brains the finale is unique and well-done.

Make sure to read to the final credits for Payne's funny take on film reviewers. I won't hold it against you, Dave. Ruth Warren Jessica Dublin , a wealthy old woman, funds a top secret project of Dr. It's a youth serum he has developed by extracting fluids from the brains of the recently deceased.

There's only one drawback: The serum is temporary and it also has some other serious physical and psychological side effects. Warren, who was an actress in her younger years and wishes to be a young actress again "Only young actors get the good parts. Ashton to use the serum on her before his animal testing is complete.

He relents and injects her with the serum. At first, things go perfectly, as Ruth becomes a vibrant young woman played by Vivian Lanko but, since this is a horror film, things go horribly wrong pretty quickly. The serum is like heroin, as the more Ruth uses it, the more her body becomes tolerant to it. As her demands for the serum grows, the demand for cadavers rises in kind. You can see where this is heading. When the supply of dead bodies dries up, murder becomes necessary to keep Mrs.

To hide her true identity, the young Mrs. Warren passes herself off as Elizabeth, the niece of Mrs. Ashton begin an affair, much to the displeasure of her lifelong manservant Wilhelm James Hogue , who has been holding a torch for Mrs. Warren for many years. Ashton should have kept a closer eye on his test rat. It has morphed into a hideous bloodthirsty monster, which is exactly what Elizabeth turns into when she doesn't get her injections in time. Elizabeth ends up cruising bars, killing men and women so Dr.

Ashton can get the brain juce he needs to make the serum. She even goes as far as removing the brains of her victims with her bare hands. When Elizabeth discovers that eating the brains of her victims produces the same effect as the serum, Dr. Ashton must find a way to synthesize the serum before more people die. The best laid plans This splattery horror flick takes a while to get rolling but, once it does, it offers a lot of bloody imagery and gruesome goodness.

Wilhelm's devotion to Mr. The script is littered with witty lines, such as when two coke-sniffing party girls see Elizabeth get ugly in the ladies room. One of them says to the other, "As soon as a club gets hot, they let in the bridge and tunnel crowd!

The finale is especially memorable and is sure to please fans of extreme horror. This one's a keeper. Original music by the Poison Dollys. Aunt Catherine is then cremated and the ashes are given to Helen, but when she leaves the funeral parlor, a strange wind kicks-up, knocking the urn out of Helen's hands and blowing Aunt Catherine's ashes into the wild When some of Catherine's ashes blow into her mansion, the maid says, "She has returned!

Could this be an omen of things to come? You bet your ass. Catherine's lawyer warns Helen that her Aunt suffered from a mental illness and committed suicide in front of a video camera. That videotape became Catherin e's last will and testament and Helen and Bob are about to watch the footage. Aunt Catherine comes on screen and rails against Helen's mother, saying "You should have been my daughter!

Bob seems very happy about becoming an "instant millionaire", but Helen seems more worried about why the lawyer refuses to go to the mansion with them.

Before they even settle in, strange things begin to happen, like Bob's clothes changing position in the bedroom closet and the bathroom suddenly taking a life of its own, with the shower curtain nearly suffocating Helen while she is taking a bath.

Helen swears she saw a smiling Catherine trying to kill her, but Bob thinks she just fell asleep in the tub and the shower curtain came loose Yeah, right, shit like that happens every day! Anderson David Rose , Mr. The neighbors also attend regularly scheduled "concerts", which end in some deadly ritual we are not yet privy to. The neighbors feel that the sudden appearance of Helen and Bob will put a damper on their "concerts", but Helen has more serious problems on her hands, like seeing Aunt Catherine at the most inopportune times, getting obscene phone calls and being locked in the garage and nearly asphyxiating on the exhaust fumes.

Is it possible that Aunt Catherine is still alive? And how is it tied to the neighbors' "concerts", where we find out that they kill the classical musicians they hire to play, chop-up their bodies and eat their flesh? Maybe the connection lies in the abandoned house across the street and the fact that all the neighbors committed suicide years ago?

Do you think you know how this is going to end? Some parts of the film are shocking in the matter-of-factness way these neighbors are shown killing their victims including a classical string quartet who never see it coming.

While not without its faults especially the acting talents of the two leads and a flashback to a mass fake-stabbing that must be seen to be disbelieved , this film is still an entertaining and bloody horror film. Also starring Daniel Katz and Antonio Ross. The majority of the film is told in flashback in some cases, there are flashbacks within a flashback within a flashback within a flashback! He accepts a case offered to him by Claire Ward Jane Sibbett to find out what exactly her husband Charles Chris Sarandon is doing with the shipments of animal bones and blood that are delivered to his farmhouse in a small Rhode Island town.

Slowly we learn that Charles has inherited the secret of resurrecting the dead using only the bones or cremated remains from the deceased , a secret passed to him by his great great great great grandfather, who was identical in appearance to Charles. The resurrection process has a drawback: If the deceased remains are not complete, they come back to life in a hideous, mutated form.

This is one review where I will not give away any more plot, except to say that Charles is not who he appears to be. The rest I will leave for your viewing pleasure. This terrifying and spellbinding feature starts out deliberately slow, drawing the viewer deeper and deeper into the unknown.

The flashback device is never obtrusive. It instead allows the viewer to pick up clues along the way. There are some truly masterful sequences in this film, such as when Claire, March and his assistant Robert Romanus discover a secret passage in Charles' farmhouse and decide to investigate.

What they discover you will not soon forget. Enough atmosphere for a dozen films, bloody and effective effects, a good sense of humor and above all, it never bores. Why didn't it get a theatrical release? This filmed-in Vancouver, B. A group of obnoxious overage teens, including pizza delivery boy Alden Liam Cundill , who is on the run from drug dealers after witnessing a multiple murder in a deal gone wrong, vacation at a run-down mansion deep in what's supposed to be the Pacific Northwest woods.

Trouble is, they are not alone in the mansion, as a notorious serial killer known as the Family Man Ron Smerczak has just escaped after killing everyone in the bus transporting him including his fellow prisoners and he has come home the mansion was his family home before he killed them all and ten other families before being caught.

Besides the nervous Alden, the rest of the cast are straight out of Stereotypes After 55 minutes of sexual hijinks, house cleaning and baseball practice! Brian finds a room hidden behind a brick wall which contains the skeletal remains of the Family Man's family and a small fortune in money, but doesn't get a chance to tell anyone as the Family Man caves his head in with a sledgehammer.

The rest of the gang bands together and, with the help of Marty's homemade weapons including a bomb stuffed with nails and an aerosol flame thrower , try to defend themselves from the maniac. They fail, of course he's virtually indestructable , but Alden, Vickie and Weasel manage to trap the Family Man in an abandoned well in the backyard and drop a huge propane tank on him that is detonated with the late Marty's bomb. Rest in pieces, Family Man!

The violence is tame, as the camera tends to pull away just as it's about to get interesting. The best part is when Libby sets the Family Man's head on fire with the homemade flame thrower. Rather than running around screaming in pain, he calmly reaches for a towel, puts out the flames his whole head is a charred mess and shoves Libby's face into the spinning blades of a blender.

Why is it set in America in the first place? When the sheriff co-scripter Karl Johnson says the word "peckerwood" in his fake American accent, you'll either laugh or throw your hands up in the air in disbelief. How come South African filmmakers think all Americans speak with a Southern accent and isn't this supposed to take place in the Pacific Northwest anyway?

Even with his accent, Ron Smerczak is quite good as the family-hating serial killer. The problem is that director Murlowski refuses to let him go full-tilt bozo and keeps it restrained when he should be chewing up the scenery as well as the cast. You can skip this one unless you are a slasher film completist. A Raedon Home Video Release. Trevor Edmond steals his father's high security keycard and brings his girlfriend Julie Mindy Clarke , who has an unhealthy obsession with death, to a top-secret government lab to secretly watch his father, Col.

John Reynolds Kent McCord , perform an experiment where he reanimates a corpse using the poison gas Trioxin in hopes of creating the perfect undead military killing machine. When the experiment goes horribly wrong and a couple of technicians end up dead one of them is portrayed by genre director Anthony Hickox , Col.

Reynolds is immediately reassigned and must report to another base in a different state in two weeks. When he tells Curt that they will have to move yet again being a military brat is tough , Curt rebels and takes off on hjis motorcycle with Julie as his passenger, only to end up getting into an accident where Julie slams into a telephone pole and dies. Curt gets the bright idea to bring Julie back to life using the Trioxin, so he brings her back to the lab, opens a canister of the gas and revives her.

He is not quite prepared to handle what he has just created. When Julie complains that she is "hungry", he brings her to a convenience store, where they run afoul of a Spanish gang led by Santos Mike Moroff , that ends with Julie biting one of the gang members and the store manager getting shot.

This sets off a series of events where Julie begins chowing-down on the brains of several people, leading Curt and Julie to escape into the sewers, where they are befriended by a crazy coot named Riverman Basil Wallace. Santos and his gang follow them into the sewer, while Col.

Reynolds is left with the chore of cleaning-up Julie's messes and containing the infectious outbreak. Julie is able to temporarily curb her hunger by self-inflicting severe pain, so she begins piercing every inch of her body with any sharp object she can find, including nails, coil springs and shards of metal and glass.

She is not able to sate her appetite for very long, though, and soon begins putting the bite on ever yone she runs across. Just as she is about to devour Curt, Col. Reynolds saves the day and stops her with an experimental rifle that instantly freezes the infected. Julie is brought back to the lab, where she is to be used in a new experiment conducted by Col.

When Curt catches a glimpse of what is about to happen to Julie, he sets her free, which results in the entire facility going into lockdown when a horde of the infected undead are released in the melee. It all ends on a fatalistic, but fitting, note. Besides a few lapses in logic Why in the hell would they bring Curt back to the lab and let him walk around freely? She's simply wonderful here as a girl who was clearly troubled when alive, which only makes her undead status all the more fascinating and tragic.

People are gnawed, eaten, ripped apart especially Santos getting his head ripped away from his body with the spinal column still attached and shotgunned, but nothing comes close to Julie's ritualistic piercing of her entire body. It's a thing of unflinching beauty. If you want to view all this carnage, you'll have to search for a copy of Vidmark Entertainment 's Unrated VHS tape they also put out an R-rated cut, so be careful , because the DVD put out by Lionsgate Home Entertainment is the R-rated edit that omits nearly everything I have described in this review.

Also starring James D. The only similarities between the film and its sequel are the return of Jeffrey Combs as the ghastly Dr. Vannacutt and the former insane asylum he ran, which holds the ghostly and vengeful spirits of the mental patients who died there, many at Dr. It seems Sara was killed by Desmond and his gang because she had Dr. Vannacutt's journal, which details the location of an ancient artifact known as Baphomet's Idol, which is highly sought after by Richard and Desmond, a former student of Richard's who now works for anyone who is the highest bidder for the idol.

Sara mailed the journal to Ariel, so Desmond kidnaps her and Paul and heads for the titled house, only to find Richard and his assistants already there. The journal mentions that the idol is located in a secret room somewhere in the house's basement, so everyone agrees to split-up into groups of two a horror plot device as old as film itself to go look for it.

As in the first film, the house goes into lockdown mode, so everyone is trapped inside and the killings begin. Vannacutt a well-done and gory effect after being seduced by two naked female ghosts another modern film fact: While Ariel gets psychic warnings from her dead sister and other ghosts, the killings continue, including musclebound goon Norris Gil Kolirin , who gets drawn-and-quartered by sheets!

Vannacutt and the asylum's ghosts try their best to kill everyone. Like the first film, only two make it out alive. The Baphomet Idol plotline is not only far-fetched Why would Dr. Vannacutt possess such an item in the first place and where did he get it from? But if it's blood, guts and nudity you want, this film delivers all three in spades much moreso than the remake. I'm also happy to report that most of the gore effects are practical in nature and CGI, while still present, isn't quite as obvious as most DTV productions.

It's also apparent that this wasn't filmed in the same house as the original this is supposed to take place in Los Angeles, but was actually filmed in Bulgaria. The original house had a personality all its own, while the house here seems more like an underground bunker than a house and besides some exterior shots of the original house and one interior set that tries to copy the first film's main room complete with stained glass littering the floor and the table that had the miniature coffins that held the guns , it bears no resemblance to the original.

Still, it's a quick 81 minutes and I've seen much worse. Stay tuned after the closing credits for a final stinger, which sets-up a sequel that takes the action away from the house. A sequel which, as of this writing, has yet to be made. Unrated , and for good reason. If you are going to watch this film, stay away from the version shown on cable channel American Movie Classics AMC since they edit out almost all of the gore and all of the nudity.

I have been informed by long-time reader Michael Prymula that the Blu-Ray version of this film has several alternate scenes and endings you can choose from. If that stuff interests you since it is not available on the DVD , that may be the route you may want to take. Yes, it's a recipe for a new disaster.

This film centers on fat, pug-nosed, loud-mouthed and repugnant camp member Alan Michael Gibney , who doesn't get along with anyone, including the other kids in his cabin and camp counselor Randy Brye Cooper , who seems to take pleasure in torturing Alan It's not like Alan doesn't deserve it, though, because he's really an annoying sack of shit.

A short time later, Mickey is dunked head-first into the deep fryer by someone wearing a black hooded sweatshirt and black gloves, who then puts Mickey's body into a plastic bag and stuffs him in the trash compactor. Is it possible that Alan is the killer? Alan has the hots for female camper Karen Erin Broderick , but fellow campers T.

Christopher Shand and Bella Shahidah McIntosh , as well as stoners Weed Adam Wylie and Stan Chaz Brewer , who make Alan smoke a joint containing cow manure, are always picking on him and interrupting his romantic overtures if you want to call them that. Later that night, the killer ties-up Weed, force-feeds him gasoline and sticks a joint in his mouth, forcing Weed to go up in flames from the inside out when the joint is lit. Is it possible Alan is the killer?

Sheriff Jerry looks into the rumor that Angela Baker has escaped from the insane asylum, so he interviews Angela's brother Ricky Jonathan Tiersten, returning from the first film , who assures the sheriff that Angela is still locked up.

Alan keeps suffering humiliation after humiliation everyone at paintball uses him as a target; Michael skins all of his pet frogs; T. Then the killings really start. Frank has his head trapped in a birdcage while the killer sticks a rat in the cage to keep him company. Randy is tied to a tree and has his family jewels yanked-off with fishing line. Randy's girlfriend Linda Jackie Tohn gets a barb wire necktie. Is Alan the real killer or is it someone else?

Don't read the rest of the review if you don't want the answer. Oh my god, this is a bad film originally lensed in , but not obtaining a release until , but it's bad in the best way possible. Paul DeAngelo, one of the returning actors from the original film [he plays sympathetic counselor Ronnie here] proves he hasn't learned a lick of acting in 25 years and red herrings, but the killer is so obvious, you'll have to be blind not to spot it.

As soon as the character of Sheriff Jerry is introduced early in the film, it's quite plain to see that it is actress Felissa Rose under heavy makeup a beard and a ridiculous fake nose. The fact that Sheriff Jerry can only speak with one of those electronic voice wands supposedly because of cancer caused by smoking is another plot device that tips its hand much too early, so when Angela finally reveals her true self in the film's closing moments and she does the same scream she did in the finale of the first film, minus the penis shot , the only one who should be surprised is the family dog and it would have to be one dumb dog!

I do have to say that this film does have its perverse charms and some of the effects are very gory, but this is by no means a whole-hearted recommendation on my part. It's terrible, but it wallows in its terribleness, which makes it slightly more watchable than the average badfilm. Make sure you stay until after the closing credits to see the film's bloodiest effect. The MacDonald Farm on an island that no one else lives on is occupied by a family that can best be described as slobs and perverts, with one exception.

There's hard-drinking father Gyles MacDonald Ronald Balfour , who spits on pigs, throws buckets at chickens and takes extreme pleasure in milking the family goat every morning. Broad , an overweight sow of a woman whose missing teeth equals her IQ. Then there's their two sons, both named Ronald Bryan Heeley and Trevor Peake , who are both so stupid, they couldn't count the fingers on one hand, even with the use of a calculator.

The one exception in the MacDonald family is daughter Ronnie Samantha Perkins , who is a bit fed up with her family's crude ways When Granddad MacDonald [producer and co-scripter Tim Dennison] dies at the breakfast table [complete with several loud burps and farts], the Ronald brothers and Ma fight over his food and eventually dump his body on a rather large dung pile in the middle of their backyard and yearns to get away from this slob of a family before it is too late Dad named her Ronald, too, but she uses the name Ronnie instead.

Ronnie, who is as bright as a broken light bulb, has fallen in love with a "mainlander", much to Ma's discontent She calls Ronnie a "jezebel" for cheating on her brothers! Abbott Norman Mitchell , owns the local butcher shop Where they sell more gross items like maggots and condoms with feathers than actual meat. Lance and Ronnie are the closest people in either place that would pass for normal, although if they were to have children, they would certainly be considered retards to even the most conservative society.

Something awful happened years earlier between the MacDonald family and the mainlanders, something so bad, no one dares to talk about it, but it will never be forgotten. One day, Pa gets drunk and fucks the family goat he took her out to pasture to stud but decided he would be the better stud instead!

A few months later, the goat gives birth to a mutant, which Pa wants to kill immediately, but Ronnie grows fond of it. She names him Billy and raises him as her pet, teaching him how to play fetch and giving him lots of love. Alas, Billy is a killer at heart and escapes from Ronnie, first eating small animals like rabbits but, as he gets bigger, Billy turns his attention to larger animals and eventually humans, starting with Granddad's rotting corpse on the dung pile.

Pa grows tired of Billy's constant meddling with his still, so he knocks him out, puts him in a sack and drowns him in the ocean. Or so he thought. The rest of the film details the title of the film, as a pissed-off Billy makes life on the MacDonald's farm e-i-e-i-ouch!

It's hard to grade a film like this when it is obvious director Jim Groom ROOM 36 - , who co-wrote the screenplay with Tim Dennison and Richard Mathews, wants to keep everything tongue-in-cheek, even the gore sequences. I have to admit, I found myself laughing out loud on several occasions in spite of myself. The humor here is of the lowest common denominator, but no one does this type of humor better than the British and this film won me over strictly because it doesn't pretend to cater to intellectuals.

The various growth stages of Billy listed as "Billy T. Kid" in the credits is a hoot and a half to watch especially Billy's inventive POV shots and the gore is nasty and very well done.

The sight gags, such as the entire MacDonald clan sleeping in the same bed; a torn EVIL DEAD poster on Lance's bedroom wall a definite influence on this film ; Pa lubing Ma with a bucket of lard before fucking her; Pa shotgunning a rooster for waking him up; and others too numerous to mention in this review, make this film move at a brisk pace.

As long as you don't mind toilet humor most of it literal toilet humor! Never released legitimately in the U. Something brings the dead back to life and they in turn go on to chow down and infect a group of trapped innocents. Some are bitter disappointments, such as this one and countless others. A farmer unearths Hinzman's chained-up coffin and opens it, unleashing his living dead body, causing a series of zombie attacks which infects half the population of a small town on Halloween night.

The rest of the film consists of people being bitten some of the effects are bloody and well done or of people fighting back, shooting the zombies in the head.

The couple who have survived attacks throughout the film are mistaken for zombies and shot in the head by a hunting party. I was quite surprised at the high quality of the makeup effects on display here many of the X-rated variety , but the sad fact is good effects do not make a good film. You also need a good story, professional acting and talent behind the scenes. You'll find none of that here.

There are no surprises, just telegraphed shocks that are highly unoriginal. There's an old saying that goes, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Wave David Scammell is working on a story about negligence at a nuclear power plant facility. When he confronts the board of directors of the facility about recent deaths and deformed babies being born because of radioactive leaks, he is tossed into a vat of nuclear waste where he transforms into the title creation: Thinking Mike to be dead, the board decides to get rid of all the evidence, including Mike's fiance, Rochelle Kathryn Boese.

Easier said than done, as Rochelle has a toxic avenger protecting her. Rochelle joins forces with Mike's brother, Joe Randy Pearlstein , to find the truth, while Mike disposes of the people responsible for his condition. Characters are given names such as Peter Spurtz, Dick Swell and Cher Noble and the jokes and one-liners are strictly sexual in nature and you've heard them at least a hundred times before. The acting also leaves a lot to be desired, especially from Randy Pearlstein, who emotes like he is reading his lines off of cue cards.

I have the feeling the wrong person went to jail. So will you after viewing this sophormoric mess. How are these two murders connected? The police have a hard time believing Laura and Jack's story, since the man Jack killed was a well-respected lawyer in town. Laura is suddenly haunted by nightmares about the death of a little baby boy the adopted son of Sally and Sam , who was tragically killed when he grabbed Sam's pistol off the coffee table and shot himself.

Laura's roommate, Amber Jaime Whitlock , is viciously stabbed to death by a stranger who breaks into their house and when Laura comes home with Jack, the stranger attacks Laura, forcing Jack to stab him in the back, killing him Lucky for Laura that she has Jack around! It doesn't sit too well with the police, especially Sheriff Brown Peter Blitzer , that Laura and Jack have been involved in two deaths and when it's revealed that Sally and Sam's dead adopted son was actually Laura's illegitimate baby that she gave up for adoption, Sheriff Brown grows more suspicious of Laura, but he can't prove anything.

Laura goes to stay at her mother's house with a cop car parked outside for protection , but it's easy to see Laura and her Mom don't get along Mom is a religious nut who got pregnant with Laura when she was sixteen. Sally tells Laura that her dead baby was cursed yeah, the curse of being born a bastard!

Sally also tells Laura that she must find the baby's first adoptive family to learn the truth. Deputy Greer becomes possessed by the baby and is shot dead by Sheriff Brown when he tries to strangle Laura, but when the Sheriff becomes possessed by the baby from Hell immediately after Greer's death, Laura is going to have to find the first adoptive family as quickly as possible.

Laura finds them, Barbara and Hank Clemens Emily Ackerman and Doug Sobon , only to discover that they are so uber-religious, they were deemed to be unfit parents. They cursed the baby as it was taken away from them and it seems the curse stuck. Laura and Jack must find a way to lift the curse and put the baby boy to rest before anyone remotely close to Laura ends up possessed or dead. How Laura does this is one of the worst "What The Fuck?!?

Especially funny is the way all those people possessed by the dead baby begin drooling from their mouths and dripping snot from their noses while making "goo-goo" and "ga-ga" noises on the badly overdubbed soundtrack. While there are a few bloody moments a couple of gory stabbings and instances of female nudity including the obligatory shower scene , the premise is so ludicrous, it's hard to take anything seriously, which I doubt was the objective of the filmmakers. By the time we get to the outrageous finale, where Laura makes love to a possessed Jack thereby fucking her own baby!

Instead, aggressive White androphobes of all genders which I can no longer count are decimating the philogynous and egalitarian West. Equality psychos are tearing down the most egalitarian society that ever existed except for initial communist experiments, before they turned bloody. American Jews, at the apex of the greatest fortune and philosemitic tolerance their long diaspora has ever bestowed on their kind, are busy supporting all the ideologies and policies that demolish their safe harbor and build up their Muslim, Black and Third World enemies.

Leftoid masochists and the Christian meek call for returning Hawaii to the Hawaiians and capitulating before a massive Mexican reconquista of one-third of America. The rightful Etruscan landowners are not bearing angry placards in front of the Vatican. The Japanese are not planning to relinquish Hokkaido to its original owners, the Ainu. The tall, white and fair-haired Chachapoyas of the Andean forest have, alas, no remnants left to sue the Incas for genocide in a Peruvian court of law.

However, even that great moral abyss of Western civilization — the Holocausts — stands out more in its industrialized and organizational features than it does either in the quality of its hatefulness or its relative or even absolute volumes. In relative numbers, in just one year, , the Hutus and Tutsis in Rwanda, killed off a total of one million, in a population of 7 million. Is it more humane to go by a stroke of a blunt machete than by a whiff of Zyklon B?

The Khmer Rouge murdered at least 2 million Cambodians between and Is it more humane to die by wallops from a Cambodian pickaxe handle than by a bullet from a German Mauser? Inscription on the back in German: There is a special horror attached to the Third Reich, because those were 20 th century Europeans, Christians, and in many ways the smartest, most civilized people on Earth.

But the Holocausts do not prove that Whites are worse than other people, just that they are no better. The history of the Third Reich also proves that with the right formula of economic blowup, misery and humiliation, sparked by charismatic evil, no people are immune to such horror, at no time. Our Norwegian correspondent The Observer sends his translation of an article and interview with two respectable high-profile Muslim leaders in Oslo, who have strongly negative opinions about Jews and the worldwide Jewish conspiracy.

A new trend seems to have developed in the Islamic community in Norway: It should also be pointed out that this is the same mosque that the Norwegian police apologized so profusely to last year for the fact that we have freedom of speech in Norway. The translated article from Dagsavisen:.

Many Norwegians have a negative view on Islam due to Jewish domination of the media. We are visiting Central Jamaat-e Ahl-e Sunnat, the mosque with the largest member base in Norway, to talk to its spiritual leader. The mosque was founded in and currently has more than 5, members. The Imam begins by explaining that all three heavenly religions, Judaism, Christianity and Islam, are sacred to them. Many people are unaware of this fact, says Sarwar.

Both of them believe that the school visits confirms their views that Norwegians in general have an inaccurate impression of Islam and Muslims. People are ignorant because they get their information from the media, and the media only write negatively about Islam. Only a handful of people were behind the movie about Mohammed in the U. So who was financing them, who was backing them? A big tip of the Bodissey pickelhaube to our commenter Jolie Rouge, who has provided us with a brand new acronym.

Note the aggressor is not named other than by geographical location e. North Africa, Afghanistan and surprisingly the inclusion of Turkey. I think JIM could have great utility for our enterprise: Who will be the first major Western politician not counting Geert Wilders to break the greatest cultural taboo of our time, and mess around with JIM?

Yesterday a group of Al Qaeda terrorists assaulted a natural gas plant in Algeria and killed two foreigners while taking 41 other hostage. Today Algerian special forces staged a helicopter raid on the plant, killing a number of the hostages — between six and 34, depending on whose figures you believe — in the process of taking out the terrorists. Among the foreign hostages were American, British, French, and Japanese nationals.

In other news, Germany has begun repatriating its foreign gold reserves, which are stored in vaults in Paris, London, and the United States. The following article tells a brief tale about immigrant-on-immigrant violence in Cologne, with Muslims of immigrant background dealing it out and Russian immigrants as victims. It shows the attempts by a Turk to protect a Russian family and being killed for his trouble.

The translated article from Quotenqueen:. Two criminal foreigners, free to terrorize their neighbors despite drug-related and violent crimes, killed a Turkish husband and father who tried to get them to behave.

It happened in a sector of the city called Bickendorf — a district notorious for years for immigrant violence and bordering on the thoroughly Islamized Ehrenfeld.

But no one was killed. The Spanish government recently revoked his status as a political refugee in Spain, and he is due to be deported to Pakistan, where he will face the death penalty for blasphemy. There is currently a push to persuade the Canadian government to grant him and his family political asylum. Firasat was interviewed recently on Alerta Digital TV.

The video below shows the third part of the interview, and includes segments in English of a statement by Terry Jones. Part 1 , Part 2. Many thanks to our Spanish correspondent Hermes for the translation, and to Vlad Tepes for the subtitling:. That means I am watching big, fat flakes accumulating on everything — though the driveway is still clear.

Prior to that, we awoke this morning to heavy rains. It is our good fortune that there was never any period of transitional ice. Why am I talking about the weather, you ask? Because this heavy wet snow may well eventuate in a power outage. Should that happen we would have no way to tell you why when, once again, no one seems to be home.

And thanks to the generosity of our donors several years ago, we installed a gas cook stove so we can cook and have — thank heavens, again — hot coffee during the outage.

Yes, we are careful regarding the possibility of carbon monoxide poisoning if we were to use the stove for heat. Yesterday we reported on a group of young Muslim men who accost pedestrians in certain parts of east London. The original post included an embedded video taken by the group and posted on their YouTube account.

As you all know by now, our blog was suddenly removed last night between 8 and 9pm EST for no apparent reason. Blogger never provided any explanation before, during, or after the outage. I assume it was an internal technical problem at Google. Below is a portion of a mass email I sent out earlier today to dozens of people who had written to us to ask what happened:.

One second it was there; the next it was gone. If we had violated their terms of service, we should have received an email, according to their own established procedure. But we received no email.

And, as you can see, I still have the gmail account. Late last night I began the process that one always goes through with Blogger: We actually received a response, which is unusual with Google.

Based on the replies, there seems to have been a major problem with Blogger last night. Many other blogs disappeared in the same fashion.

But we should know for certain within another day or two. If it was a deliberate take-down, we will migrate to another platform with our own domain.

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